Stop spamming me

Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:27 AM Posted by me, doh!

Here's how it works...

I've many different email addresses for different things and different projects around the internet, as you do. I know who I give my email address out to, and more importantly I know who I do not give it to! So if you, or your company start spamming me I 99.99% know for sure I didn't give you my email address neither did I give you permission to send me emails, that means your sending me spam. I don't like spam because it's illegal in the UK to send spam. If we were allowed to send spam in the UK, yes I would probably be sending it myself, but it isn't so I can't, therefore I don't see why I should have to put up with you sending me spam... get it?

So... I know you all use some company to hide the fact you actually send spam, but I'll follow that through and find your website, your emails and publish them here, then all the real spam robots will pick up on your email address and start sending you spam to your real email address, if you don't like this, tough!

Go fuck your mother, cunt face!

info@cargomasters.co.uk

Date of offence! - 08 March 2010 08:16 Posted by Someone

Available Loads from Stockport & Immingham We have the following daily Loads available: Collect from: Stockport & Immingham Collection Date: Daily Deliver to: Various UK Destinations Delivery Date: Daily Description of Goods: Paper on Reels Weight: 17 tonnes Maximum Vehicle Required: Curtainsider with INTERNAL HEIGHT of minimum 2.7m Special Remarks: PLEASE EMAIL US with minimum 24 Hours Notice and we will do our best to load your vehicle. Preference given to hauliers who have trailers in these areas on a daily/regular basis If you are looking for a load please email us at info@cargomasters.co.uk Many thanks Kajetan Cargomasters International Limited www.cargomasters.co.uk 01530 563318

sales@puretriumph.co.uk

Date of offence! - 05 March 2010 15:46 Posted by Someone

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Date of offence! - 04 March 2010 14:15 Posted by Someone

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The above registered a new domain name and went to great trouble hinding their real email address, but do you really think you can hide your company name from the google search engine?

enquiries@classtelecom.co.uk

billing@classtelecom.co.uk

Date of offence! - 04 March 2010 10:41 Posted by Someone

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jobs@volitioninc.com

Date of offence! - 01 March 2010 15:16 AM Posted by Someone

Dear Applicant, Top of the day to you.We have decided to offer you an employment as a Mystery Shopper. ( Customer Service Position ). This is a random contact and your response is needed to show your interest. If you have gotten this email sent to you earlier, please we apologise for the spam. If interested, Do respond. Workers in England are of high demand at the moment. About us : We needs someone who can con duct surveys and evaluate other companies, shops,grocery stores. We get hired to go to other peoples companies and act like customers in order to know how the staffs are handling their services in relation to their customers. once we have a contract to do so, you would be directed to the company or outlet, and you would be given the funds you need to do the job(either purchase things or require services), after which you would write a comment on the staffs activities and give a detailed record of your experience Our Company is a premier mystery shopping company, serving clients across America and Canada and Some Countries in Europe Especially England with over 500,000 shoppers available and ready to help businesses better serve their customers. Continual investment in the latest Internet and communication technologies coupled with over 10 years of know-how means working with Secret Shopper(R) is a satisfying and rewarding experience. Secret shopping as seen on BBC News, CBS News, NBC News, Los Angeles Times, New York Times. Stores and organizations such as The Argos, Tesco, Asda and Banks One amongst many others pay for Secret Shoppers to shop in their establishments and report their experiences. On top of being paid for shopping you are also allowed to keep purchases for free. Mystery Shopper(R) NEVER charge fees to the shopper. Training, tips for improvement, and shopping opportunities are provided free to registered shoppers. Mystery shoppers are either paid a pre-arranged fee for a particular shop, a reimbursement for a purchase Examples of details you would forward to us are 1) How long it took you to get services. 2) Smartness of the attendant 3)Customer service professionalism 4)Sometimes you might be required to upset the attendant, to see how they react to clients whey they get tensed. And we turn the information over to the company executives and they would carry out their own duties in improving there services. Most companies employ our assistance when people give complains about their services, or when they feel there are needs for them to improve their customer service. your Identity would be kept confidential as the job states (secret shopper) you would be paid between Ł200 - Ł800 for every duty you carry out, and bonus on your transportation allowance, and funds would be given to you if you have to dine as part of the duty. Your job will be to evaluate and comment on customer service in a wide variety of shops,20stores, restaurant and services in your area. No commitment is made on this job, and you would have flexible hours as it suits you. If you are interested do send in these information: So we can look at your distance from the locations which you have to put your service into, and your address would also be need for your payments. Great Pay** Fun Work** Flexible Schedules** No experience required.If you can shop-you are qualified! First name................... Middle name.................. Last name.................... Physical Home Address Line 1............... ( No P.O. Boxes Please) City......................... State........................ Zip/Postal code.............. Home phone................... Cell phone................... Fax.......................... (If Available) Sex......................... Age .................... Current Employer : .................... Employment Status : Working or Not Working : .................... Salary History : .................... Reference's ............................. (If Any) Availability: Days/Hours Available Monday: Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : No start off fees is required Must be above 18 years old Must be computer literate Must be very honest and committed Please note that this is a part time job and you can work freely online Your response to this email is important , so that we can be sure you want to work for us and reconfirm your mailing address details we have in our database ASAP, it is compulsory you provide all these listed information's, Your personal information shall be stored in our database and shall be kept confidential, However only your Name and Physical Address with only be sent to our customers who'll be sending you payments. Thanks For Your Total Understanding. Sales/Hiring Manager Attn: Mark Fraser Delivering simple solutions and achievable business objectives

contactus@propertygem.com

Date of offence! - 03 March 2010 15:43 AM Posted by Someone

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I never signed up to anything you cunt! You lie so go fuck yourself

Company / or email here

Date of offence! - Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:27 AM Posted by Someone

the cunts email address again, just in case!